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10 Signs You’re Dating a Blogger

  1. She moblogged your first date with her.
  2. The only time you get to talk is when you comment on her blog(s). She always comments back.
  3. You ask her to show you some love; she gives you site wide links.
  4. Anytime anything notable happens, she exclaims: “Won’t that make a great post!”
  5. When she speaks of her friends, she is referring to the people in her blogroll.
  6. When you talk about baby names, she suggests Scoble if it is a boy, and Scoble if it is a girl.
  7. Her lifetime goal: Technorati Rank: 1
  8. She would rather have breakfast at the computer than breakfast in bed.
  9. You can read her diary if you want, it’s all on her blog anyways.
  10. She emailed you a link to this post, and you’re laughing. :)

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The day I realized I was a blogger

The weekend after the contest ended I decided to pay some attention to my xbox, which I have been shamefully neglecting lately. I popped in the Sims2 game, and started playing my saved game. My character, Danielle (so creative) ate the sandwich that I presume she made last time I played. When she was done with her meal, I had her walk over to the computer where she started to work on her blog that had 5% popularity. I had her work on her blog for a few minutes (my time not Sims time) and then stopped myself.

OMG!

I was blogging in Sims. After blogging for 2 1/2 months I decided to play video games and the most exciting thing I could think to do in the video game was blog. Okay, besides the fact that this makes me totally lame, it also made me see that no matter what I do, I am now “a blogger”.

Needless to say I turned off my xbox and moved myself over to my computer to work on my blog. :-)

So I guess I want to hear from other people: How did you come to realize that you were a blogger? Was it in one instant of dumbfounded dawning like me, or was your realization more gradual?

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